Name: Ted Amison

Self-Proclaimed Title: “Duke”

D.O.B.: 07/07/1986

Age: 24

First seen: Episode 1, 2004

Background - Born in Vietnam in 1986, the doctors realised they had made a mistake, and shipped him to Britain to be re-inserted into his true mother, to be born a few weeks later. This “rebirth” gave him a second ego, a reason for him to proclaim himself better than the rest, regardless of his ineptness at everything at life. He formed a small band of incompetent thugs in 2002, he named them “We are neurotic killers, especially round Sundays”. He formed this hopeless band, merely so he could be the leader. In the early days it consisted of Accident-prone man, Gilbert monkeyman, and IceMan, Ted’s newest and most prominent recruit.

Ted lives with his parents and is heavily addicted to Subways “white chocolate and nut” cookies,,, though he fears the “Doctors association” conspiracy there.

His relationship with “the artist” can be deemed as, a “relationship”.