Name: The Artist (false)
Self-Proclaimed Title: “The Artist”
D.O.B.: 04/05/1985 (false)
Age: 19 (false)
First seen: Episode 2, 2004
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Name: Ted Amison
Self-Proclaimed Title: “Duke”
D.O.B.: 07/07/1986
Age: 24
First seen: Episode 1, 2004
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Born in Vietnam in 1986, the doctors realised they had
made a mistake, and shipped him to Britain to be re-inserted into his true
mother, to be born a few weeks later. This “rebirth” gave him a second ego,
a reason for him to proclaim himself better than the rest, regardless of
his ineptness at everything at life. He formed a small band of incompetent
thugs in 2002, he named them “We are neurotic killers, especially round
Sundays”. He formed this hopeless band, merely so he could be the leader.
In the early days it consisted of Accident-prone man, Gilbert monkeyman,
and IceMan, Ted’s newest and most prominent recruit.
Ted
lives with his parents and is heavily addicted to Subways “white chocolate
and nut” cookies,,, though he fears the “Doctors association” conspiracy
there.
His
relationship with “the artist” can be deemed as, a “relationship”.
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Unknown until about three years ago,
The Artist arrived in Hometown without a name or a past. No records exist
in any country of this teenager, and it’s assumed either someone forgot to
write his birth records down, or that he is in fact someone else
altogether. In either case, he is a misunderstood guy. No one even knows
his real name.
He
holds the BLACK FOLDER, an item that contains intelligence from many
countries, which he guards with his life.
He
also has an Orange Folder, which contains some pictures of sexy reptiles.
Which he likes, and protects just as much ^_-
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