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05th 09th
2004th
Apologies for the lack of updates here my friends, but for some reason I
can really upload or maintain the website, things appear as white boxes, and
the backgrounds appear as something epileptic :S one sec, lemme try something
0th sepsembereth
2004th
if you can see news post episode 9, 10 and 11,
then its magically working
--Ted
27th 08th
2004th
Its up! Comic #3 is up! I need to start naming them,
I am about to add a feature where the archived comics say which comic is the
latest comic, with a little sign saying “this weeks comic:” and a little
preview image like this:
But for now, go and see comic 3! And if you cant wait that long, I
proudly present
News post Episode 8
-- Ted
25th
08th 2004th
Too lazy
News post Episode 7
--Ted
23rd
08th 2004th
mwahahahaa! Yet ANOTHER booze fuelled news pic for you, and the usual genius.
However not much new on the site, I have plenty of time today, but I a having a
day off. Wedding Friday night, work Saturday night, trekked around stocky on
Sunday AND worked the same night, and I got totally wasted at a party last
night…I need a rest! So these 2 dodgy ass comics’ll have to suffuce until then
my friends ^_^ and by “friends” I mean “absolutely nobody who reads this”. Have
fun Trixies!
News post Episode 6
News post Episode “Very
Drunk”
-- Ted
22nd 08th
2004th
I have indeed fixed the bio page and made it nicer, and
ant and I did 3 MORE STORYBOARDS today! And I must say they are very nice and
happy, and I am quite proud of some of the concept sketches we squeezed out as
well, I may one day make a page for all the concept things, but for now
News pose Episode 5
Kiss kiss
-- Ted
21st
08th 2004th
Weeeell,
I got back from the wedding last night and drew a comic as I was drunk, but I
already have one for today’s news post, so you lucky lucky devils will get 2
PIECES OF ANUS for the price of ONE! If anybody was around in the early days of
this site, you may now have noticed that the site has a BACKGORUND COLOUR :D
that must impress you. I have Bio’s for new characters, which I am about to
upload, and also I am going to get Ant’s funky new bio-pics to go with them.
Ant and I are meeting p 2morra at our usual place as always, and it should lead
to more storyboards and things, though I doubt comic 3 will be up for a while,
ant still needs to ink it, but I hope we have some rough outlines of no.4 and
no.5, they make me laugh ^_^ (and good comedians don’t laugh at their own
material, just shows how bad we are XD)
News post, episode 4
Newspost, episode “drunk”
-- Ted
20th 08th 2004th
Woo! EXAM RESULTS BABY! Both ant and I got the results we
desired to go to our respective Uni’s, no update on the site though of course,
I’ve been boozing and seeing my beloved Han. Its 12.40 in the morning :D I’m
glad the Han and I are talking again…I wont rant, I’m above that right now…though
I’m depressed :P anywho, off to a wedding 2morra night, but I’ll update the
site a little if I get time, perhaps y’know, tinker with the Bio’s, add them
for Stunt double or Politically correct man or something. And here, we have, News
post, episode 3
-- Ted
18th
08th 2004th
Well
yeah, it is still the 18th, the last post was done at 4 in the
morning yawn its now 11:46, I would still be in bed, but I need to make
sure I’m awake to meet ant at 1.30 so we can actually do some work on this
goddam thing. We have storyboards up to episode 9 so far, but that’s all, we’ve
been labouring these 7 storyboards for a good time now, we promise we’ll get
‘em drawn and inked soon. But just for you kiddies, I’ve decided to do a crappy
comic every time I post and put it here XD I’m just to good to you all. Ahem
anyway, we do have a news page, and a links page, that look kinda shit so
far, but hey, its early days, and I’ll be working on the site as Ant draws the
comics. I plan today to create some sort of adequate background image, and
dress up the site all over with a generic thingy. Anywho, without further
adieu, “goodbye”, here is News post, episode 2
-- Ted
18th 08th
2004h
Holeeee shit! Us Brits have a TOTALLY different time zone to you yanks you know. You know how long it took me to figure that out? Here I was at 1 in the morning screaming, “IT’S THE 18th! WHY WONT YOU UPLOAD!!??” but then I thought “why does this update clock say its only 1 o’clock?” (at the time it said 1300 instead of 0100) then I hit myself with a spoon. A 12-hour lag? That’s gonna fuck me over when updating. Anyway, apologies for all the swearing, its now 3 in the morning (that’s 3 here in Britain, god knows what time it is over there) I’m sure I’m not the only person who likes a good fucking burn of total strangers when he/she is this tired. But it is time for introductions. I am Ted. The proud Director, Co-writer, and in effect, Co-star of this comic “Dead Ted”. I am also in effect, the webmaster here. I made this site, and that explains why it is so shit. I must at this point yell
GOD BLESS KEENSPACE AND THEIR BUILT IN “AUTO-KEEN”
That really saved me ass-loads of
bother. The site could be left as it is now, my job as webmaster can be left
here with a shitty site and Ant just has to do all the work and draw the
comic :D
Though be fair, I do things too. I
help storyboard, and I write the damn thing, though without Ant’s wacky mind I
could not even fathom Dead Ted’s existence, cos it’s the best way to go, by
parrying ideas off each other (plus he’s the fucking artist, below is a
rendition of the comic without him)
I actually think that’s quite
good. But Fuck y’all, I’m off to bed
-- Ted